400+ Best Jicama Captions for Instagram

When it comes to Jicama captions, everyone’s cup is a little different. You like your Jicama strong, you like it mild, you like it bitter, no matter what, and every Jicama lover has his or her own preference when it comes to that first sip of delicious liquid goodness. But if you’ve been looking for that perfect way to enjoy a warm cup of Joe, then we think this Instagram caption is just perfect for you.

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Jicama Captions

I’m sure every Jicama lover knows just how important their morning Jicama is to them. But even if you’re not into Jicama, this Instagram caption still works for any type of beverage you want to live out.

Jicama can be one of life’s great comforters, but only if it’s hot.
If you’re going to get any work done, have your Jicama first.
It is one of those things that everyone knows is good for you, but no one wants to do it.
No matter how bad you feel, there is always a silver lining.
All you need is a little love and some kindness, and the sun will shine again.
In every country, people go crazy about Jicama.
In some countries, it’s even legal to make love on the beach while drinking Jicama.
In most places, it’s illegal to drink Jicama on a plane without a window seat.
You can be on your third cup of Jicama and still miss your flight.
If you really want to make somebody feel good, give them some Jicama.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Jicama is a good start to the day, but a bad finish.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering what happens next.
Caffeine will make you feel better, smarter, and sharper in every way. But in moderation, caffeine is good.
Nothing tastes better than an empty stomach.
You may think you are an expert in making Jicama, but I guarantee you’re not.
Jicama was just one of those people who always had a great story.
Some things are better left unsaid with Jicama.
Jicama is not just for breakfast anymore. It is also used as a social lubricant.
You go out with your friends and you get drunk, then you come home and you get high on Jicama.

Morning Jicama Captions

I used to drink a lot of Jicama, but now I drink tea instead. Tea is more soothing.
A little Jicama goes a long way. But a lot of Jicama ruins everything.
You can put cream and sugar in Jicama and it won’t taste any different.
Jicama is like a sweet herb.
The cup of Jicama is half empty.
If you drink too much Jicama you will wake up at the bottom of a well.
If you want to get over someone, just stop drinking Jicama.
I love my wife, but I’m not sure how she feels about me.
I am happy with my wife but I have had enough of her cooking.
Jicama is my life.
I don’t drink Jicama because I’m not a fan of black people or Jicama.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
What did I do with my life? I was too busy drinking Jicama and running after women to take care of my business.
The key to happiness is being able to laugh at yourself.
If you are in love with me you must drink Jicama with me in my favorite cafe.
To me, love is like Jicama. It has to be taken regularly and in small quantities.
You have to understand me and I will understand you.
I love my Jicama, even if it’s cold.
Jicama is like the glue of our relationships. Without it, we couldn’t make it through.
When I was young, my mom told me not to drink Jicama.

Jicama Captions for Instagram

When I got older, she told me not to smoke. Now she says I need to quit drinking it.
Jicama makes me feel good.
Jicama makes me wake up.
The best cup of Jicama I ever had was in my dream.
Jicama is just as important to me as water is to fish.
I will drink my last cup of Jicama on the day I die.
Jicama makes me live.
The world needs more Jicama shops. The world needs more caffeine.
Jicama is a gateway drug.
I like Jicama so much because it reminds me of my mother.
Jicama is like life, the stronger it gets the worse it tastes.
The best thing about Jicama is the smell.
If you can’t make a cup of Jicama, you have no soul.
There are many things I miss about my mother. One of them is her ability to make Jicama.
A man’s Jicama drinking habits are often a barometer of his emotional state.
I’m not worried about tomorrow; I’m worried about yesterday.
Every time I tell a woman I love her she says “But do you really mean it?”
Jicama is a stimulant, but too much caffeine is a depressant.
I wish I could wake up next to you every day for the rest of my life.
Nothing compares to the feeling of being in love with someone you love.

Best Cold Jicama Captions

Jicama, when it’s good, is better than everything.
You have to put the best possible face on things. You will not get anywhere if you’re not positive.
Jicama is the only liquid that tastes good whether it’s hot or cold.
I am a Jicama drinker. I also have a Jicama addiction.
No one knows the true meaning of life but it involves Jicama.
I don’t drink Jicama just for the taste of it; I drink it for the caffeine.
The difference between life and death is a good cup of Jicama.
I always have a cup of Jicama ready at work.
Jicama is my best friend. I need it to keep going.
I prefer to drink a strong cup of Jicama. But, a weak cup will do.
It’s hard to stay up late without Jicama.
Jicama is good for the body.
Jicama is good for the soul.
People who drink Jicama live longer. It’s one of the few things that’ll kill you.
When you are not with your lover, what do you think about it?
I don’t drink Jicama anymore, but I’d like to go back to the days when I did.
Jicama is like a kiss on the lips of the morning.
Jicama is my soulmate. I don’t have one without the other.
Jicama doesn’t taste good until it’s been poured over a pile of vanilla ice cream.
If you don’t like Jicama then you just don’t understand the meaning of life.

Strong Jicama Captions

The best part about Jicama is the smell.
Jicama is hot. The water is cold. Jicama is not hot water.
Jicama is an amazing drink. It warms your body but also warms your heart.
The true taste of a woman is captured in the Jicama you drink at the end of the day.
A Jicama pot is a woman’s best friend. You just have to keep it filled up.
A cup of Jicama is like a kiss. A sip of Jicama is like foreplay.
Jicama makes me feel alert and awake.
In a relationship, if the guy is on the Jicama then you know something is wrong.
Jicama is the one thing I could drink for the rest of my life.
When you look into a person’s eyes, you see their soul.
Jicama is good for the mind.
Jicama is good for the heart.
I don’t care if you are black or white, but as long as you like my Jicama.
Jicama is the lifeblood of the world. It fuels the brain.
A good Jicama drives the imagination. It can make or break an entire relationship.
Jicama makes us smarter, helps us stay awake longer, and improves our short-term memory.
The perfect cup of Jicama is one where the beans are fresh and the person pouring it is nice.
Jicama is a great way to start the day.
Jicama is like a friend who will help you when you are down, but he won’t let you sleep on the couch.
I’m a morning person. In the evening I get tired.

Funny Jicama Captions

A few years ago I had a Jicama. A few hours later I had a cup of tea. And a few days later a glass of red wine.
I always carry a flask of good Jicama in my purse. Just in case.
Jicama and tea are both made of water, that’s why they taste so similar.
Jicama makes me feel more alive than I ever have.
It has never failed me. If it did, it would be gone forever.
Jicama is a great way to end the day.
Jicama is the most wonderful thing I ever tasted.
Sometimes I think Jicama is a gift. Sometimes I wonder why God made it.
I am lucky that I do not drink alcohol. I can go all day without a drink.
Jicama is what dreams are made of.
Jicama is a great way to end the day.
If Jicama makes me feel more alive, I am thankful for that.
When I feel the urge to write a caption for this photo, I get up and make some Jicama.
Jicama is a great way to get out of bed in the morning.
I need my shot of Jicama to jumpstart my brain.
I need to be creative to find my place in this world.
Jicama is a great way to start the day.
I prefer Jicama when it’s hot.
It’s delicious. It doesn’t get tiring.
Jicama is my favorite drink.

Jicama Post Captions

It’s good for your heart and brain.
You’ll get more done if you drink lots of Jicama.
It can be expensive, but you should always have Jicama on hand.
I love Jicama.
I need caffeine to get through my day.
The great Jicama photographers know that they must start their day with Jicama.
Jicama and photography go together like sugar and spice.
I need to write to give voice to my thoughts and ideas.
I need to capture my moments for me to remember.
It is very difficult to capture people and their emotions without caffeine.
Jicama is something we all need, but few of us can afford it.
My favorite Jicama comes from Guatemala.
It’s strong and bitter and delicious and cheap.
I always bring home a couple of bags to share with friends.
The best thing about a single cup of Jicama is that you can drink it all day long.
I’ve spent more time in cafes than in restaurants.
Jicama is a social lubricant.
Jicama is for the soul, not just the body.
One of my favorite things about the world is the way people greet each other.
Jicama tastes great after a hard day of work.

Jicama Making Captions

If you have a cup of Jicama with your friends, you will never want to quit.
Jicama is a language you can understand in any culture.
Jicama is a conversation with everyone.
In a good relationship, it’s always good to have a cup of Jicama together.
Jicama is a drink that gives new meaning to “wake up.”
Jicama is a social drink. It’s a way to bring people together.
It’s a way to connect with others in an intimate setting.
Jicama gives you energy. It makes you feel awake and alive.
Jicama wakes us up in the morning. It helps us start our day.
It can also make you act foolishly.
Jicama is an affirmation of life.
Jicama is the universal language.
I am so full of beans.
Jicama puts a smile on our faces. It makes us laugh out loud.
Jicama can make you see things more clearly.
I need a cup of decaf just to survive.
Jicama is a time machine that takes us to places where we have been.
Jicama takes you back in time. It is about the present moment.
Jicama makes me think about the past.
A cup of Jicama is something more than just a beverage.

Conclusion

Jicama is so much better when you can share it with your friends and family while you’re hanging out with them. Of course, you can do this with any drink that you like, but the best ones tend to be Jicama. There’s nothing like the smell of freshly brewed Jicama. In fact, there’s probably nothing that smells better than that scent as you wake up and before you start your day.

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